The Seven-Year Bitch: A New Musical by Shayna Bezozo
November 27, 2026
Los Angeles based comedian Shayna Bezozo is proud to bring her martini soaked, satirical cabaret about the rise and rapid unraveling of a fictional Old Hollywood star to 54 Below! Directed and produced by Jenna Covarrubias and Shayna Bezozo, The Seven Year Bitch tells the story of forgotten starlet Micki Maxwell, as she revisits her seven year career alongside her trusty pianist Dimitri, until the glamour fractures, secrets surface, and the performance spirals into something far darker.
An awards finalist in the 2026 Hollywood Fringe Festival, The Seven Year Bitch blends absurdist comedy and original music in a non-stop whirlwind. The Seven Year Bitch is both an ode to, and critique of, old Hollywood and golden age musical theater, and its original songs and dark humor will leave you laughing and singing long after the show is over! Join us for an experience some have called Sunset Boulevard through the lens of Fleabag.
Please note that all artists and acts are subject to change at any time.
Pricing
- $19.50 (includes $4.50 in fees) – $41.50 (includes $6.50 in fees)
- VIP Seating: $52.50 (includes $7.50 in fees)
- Premiums: $74.50 (includes $9.50 in fees)
- Additional $6 If Purchased At Venue
- Order Fees: 10% of ticket price, plus $3 facility fee
- $25 Food & Beverage Minimum