The Real Housewives of Broadway: A Valentine Cabaret
February 6, 2025
Forget the chocolates and roses—this Valentine’s Day, we’re diving headfirst into the hilarious, heartfelt, and occasionally homicidal world of Unhappy Wives. Produced by Trey Sullivan and Joelle Westwood and featuring a powerhouse cast of talented performers, this cabaret blends Broadway’s sassiest, sulkiest, and most fed-up songs into one unforgettable night.
From the jailbirds of Chicago plotting revenge in “Cell Block Tango” to the sharp-tongued divas of Six reminding us why being an ex-wife is the ultimate glow-up, this show takes a musical stroll through the ups, downs, and sideways turns of love gone wrong. Expect plenty of side-splitting comedy with numbers like “I Hate Men” and “Model Behavior,” alongside the occasional ballad that’ll leave you clutching your tissues (“Burn,” anyone?).
Whether it’s rejecting subpar lovers, wistfully imagining other options, or just outright saying so long, suckers, this cabaret is a celebration of women owning their narratives—one show-stopping tune at a time.
So, grab your besties, your frenemies, or even your ex (if you’re feeling spicy) and join us for an evening of laughs, belting, and a few highly relatable murderous tendencies. After all, nothing says “Happy Valentine’s Day” quite like a little Broadway therapy.
Directed by Mia Lastrella.
Accompanied by Joel de Candio.
Arrangements by Kyle Griffin.
Featuring:
Makayla Bird
Sophia Bonasso (Regional: Nunsense)
Ava Delaney (Regional: Dark of the Moon, Spring Awakening)
Ava Paris Locknar (Regional: Every Wednesday Night)
Kindred Moore (Regional: Oklahoma, Disney’s The Little Mermaid)
Erin Ramirez (Hamilton national tour, SIX national tour)
Lila K. Smith
Mesgana Teklu (Regional: Into the Woods)
Please note that all artists and acts are subject to change at any time.
Featuring
Joel De Candio Accompanist
Kyle Griffin Arranger
Mia Lastrella Director
Trey Sullivan Producer
Joelle Westwood Producer
Pricing
- $29 (includes $4 in fees) – $40 (includes $5 in fees)
- VIP Seating: $51 (includes $6 in fees)
- Premiums: $67.50 (includes $7.50 in fees)
- Prices shown are only valid for online purchases. Additional $6 in fees for all seating sections if purchased at the box office.
- $25 Food & Beverage Minimum
